Chinese New Year Eve

恭喜你，祝你发大财，祝你新年发大财

恭喜你祝你财神到，财神陪着你睡觉？
Happy Chinese New Year to those Chinese!

What is Chinese New Year?

Chinese New Year Eve is the day before Chinese New Year. Everyone is busy preparing for this grand festival, for sure Me too. Let me share to you what have I done and how am I enjoyed this Chinese New Year Eve that I haven't been before.

On the morning, what my family MUST do is paying respects to ancestors in my house. Here's the video that I took.

Actually my Chinese New Year Eve is kinda boring. NO gambling, NO firecrackers, NO angpaos on the eve. Fuck yeah? This is why I said Special CNY. After we Pai Ang Gong. My aunty, one sister of my dad, they were back from Australia. Uncle Mark, Aunty Foong and thier daughter, Ming. Here are some photos.

Aunty Foong, Uncle Barry, Aunty Foon, Grandma

At the night, I went to the reunion dinner as all of the Chinese will DO on this night. Seriously, I got no idea where was it.

Waddup, while we was waiting the food to be served

LouShang! Lou ar Lou ar

Uncle Barry and Aunty Foon

Uncle Mark

We have been served by these foods below!

Pork?

Oily, doensn't it? Pui

Noodles

This was what my MOST-Liked. I love Vege man huh!

I love this too, the fish meat was so freaking HOLIAO!

Dessert, bad tasted

One of my Uncle's toy. Olympus SLR EPi

SIBEH FULL

After the dinner, we was planning to Kek Lok Si.

The God of Mercy

Not really lots of people here

Some tiles to build up the roof for the God of Mercy

Lantern

Sutra

Benooi was here

Google's Sister - GoojJe

I'm sure many of you have already heard the announcement from Google, that they are considering to leave China due to cyber attacks against them they claim that is originating from China. What will happen if Google really leaves? Fear not China, Goojje is here to the rescue!

Goojje.... W T F.

In case you are not familiar with that blue paw with the "J" in it, that blue paw is actually taken from Baidu, China's #1 search engine. Could Goojje is the love child between Google and Baidu? LOL. China, you guys have gone TOO FAR! I wouldn't be surprised if this is the last straw, causing Google to permenently leave China.

Check out the site. It is at http://goojje.com/

Source from AsianRapWorldwide.blogspot.com

Freestyle Basketball

Has anyone know freestyle basketball? I love it, or I should say I loved it before, and I actually kinda lazy to train it now. Let me share a video ( last year 2009 )

Happy Tiger Year 大日子-舞虎

If you are a Malaysian, I'm sure you must have heard about this movie a.k.a <大日子-舞虎>. This movie is very popular in Malaysia becauese it is a local movie original made by Malaysia. Malaysia Bole! This movie really prof that we Malaysia also can produce many interesting films. This movie is also one of good example.

Well, in this film, reflected alot of Malaysia's tradisional way of life. As we know, Dragon Dance and Lion Dance, but I have learnt another Chinese tradisional dance from this film - Tiger Dance. I wonder is that true?

Anyway this is a Great Film. Don't use your eyes to watch this movie as watching those world-class movies like and so and so. After you watched this movie, you will feel very quite and joyfully, this was what I felt. Here are some posters/photos of this film.

Rated - 7.3 of 10. Somebody will feel boring like what I felt.

如果你是个马来西亚人，你一定有听过这个最近2010年新年的贺岁电影<大日子-舞虎>。其实只要在家，不出门，就能够看到关于这部电影的新闻了。不管是电视，网络，报纸等等，四处都可见到关于这部电影的广告或是宣传片段。<大日子-舞虎>反映出了我们大马乡下的风景还有我们的传统！Malaysia Boleh!马来西亚还是能够制作很多好看的电影。相信在未来马来西亚的电影可以搭上世界的舞台的。不过，这部电影还没达到那种地步。如果你是以一种观看(2010)或者是的心情很角度来看这部电影的话，那不如不用看算了，那根本不能真正能够享受这部电影的乐趣。

评分 - 7.3 之 10。故事性很好，笑点也有，唯一缺点是剧情没有高潮，拉不住观众的心。

<大日子-舞虎>的经典对白
随便举几个例子：

1. 几(.....)一下pun Hor?
2. Sejuk~Sejuknya...
3. Mmm~Cantik Sekali~
4. 我顺便.....顺便.....然后顺便.....
5. 不要捐一滴滴，要捐多滴滴.
6. Beh Tahan~~

Demerit Triple Kill!

B.L.Teng arh B.L.Teng.我觉得这是个怪的一位国文科老师。

05/02/2010 - 钟灵中学中四/中六生的周会。周会大约从7.40am左右开始，直到9.30pm周会完毕后，每一位学生才回到自己的班级去。当我排队回班的那一刹那，一位学长拦下了我，并要我把袜子和裤子拉高，然后给我训话完后，才肯放我回班上去。其实这也耽误了只大约5/6分钟左右而已。当我进班时，我看见B.L.Teng已经在班上了。我想~我不算迟啊，要不是学长拦下了我，哪会发生这种事？

进了班级后，我看老师根本没有要教书的样子，在班级前面走来走去，四处看望。这种现象大约过了10分钟后，老师叫值日生出来擦白板，其实当天的是我当值，可是是真的有够懒的吊。卫生长三催四请后，我才强逼自己去擦白班，最后我也干了。

草草地擦了白板，回到自己的座位，继续和朋友“eng-Kang”，反正老师什么都没有讲，pretend like a 哑巴。

我承认，我“La-Ta”，讲话sibeh大声，好像破街一样。就如我讲的 - 反正老师什么都没有讲，pretend like a 哑巴。

老师还是一样，走来走去，看来看去。我们大家看老师根本没有心要教的懒叫样，谁会管他的存在？除了叫值日生出来值日之外，其他的也没有了。在休息节前几分钟时，我有注意到打开了班级记录本，然后握着一支钢笔，但还没写任何字。

休息节的钟声响了，是学生的都自己跑出班级然后到食堂去享用食物。上了中学，我们都有习惯了，哪里还有

“起立-行礼-老师早安”
“起立-行礼-谢谢老师”

“Te~~Ri~~~Ma~~~ Ka~~~Sih~~~ Cik~~~ Gu~~~”

等等不同语言的无聊三部曲，wake up man，廿一世纪的中学生还有这个王八的传统文化？！

当我在贩卖部门外时，一位坐在班上第一拍的同学告诉我，全班都被吊，而我(benooi)被吊了3次?! Fuck the what?!
我满惊讶，每个同学脸上的表情也一样，惊讶有如晴天霹雳。

我和几位homies回到班们外，等班长过来，然后向他拿把我班的开锁，然后拿出班级记录本来看个究竟。起初班长还不给我，我死拼他，反正有事我负责。我拿了班级记录本出来。

1. Benjamin Ooi 991/943 (sambil Lewat) -3 -2 B.L.Teng
2. Semua Pelajar 562 -3
   

• (Tidak menghiraukan guru di dalam kelas, terus bercakap, bising dan tidak menghiraukan arahan guru membersihkan kelas)

• (P&P (pepelajaran) tidak dapat dilaksanakan. Tidak mengucapkan terima kasih, Tidak menghormati guru)
• Keluar kelas untuk rehat tanpa mengucapkan terima kasih, tidak menghormati guru.

P/S:

• 991(-3) makan di dalam kelas di luar waktu rehat
• 943(-2) Tidak menjalankan tugas harian
• 562(-3) Bising/Bermain dalam kelas

What the fuck is this??

And what I know, the disiplins are talking about Benjamin Ooi in the office. Even those teachers that I don't know.